"We Got Him!"

The mice have one less delegate in my apartment. I placed a snappy trap in a large empty yogurt tub. The curve of the yogurt tub when it was on its side added the movement which was necessary to spring the trap. It was pretty gruesome. There was a mess and I almost cried when I saw how violent those traps are when they work. But that will be one less mouse pooping on my stuff.

No sooner did I catch the one then I saw another. Perhaps the mouse's spirit? My mom sent me a new sonic repellent device. (Thanks mom!) This one doesn't click and claims to disrupt the mouse's nervous system. The literature accompanying the device claims that the device is harmless to non-rodents but people of "exceptional hearing" might hear a faint click. I am now determined to hear this faint click because I want to be of exceptional hearing.

Oh, come on!

Well, it's all aboard the good ship Kerry. I don't understand what went on with his campaign and how he wowed people. All, I'm saying is he better beat Bush. I predict Edwards will be the vice-president, so hopefully we can catch an Edwards-Cheney debate.

The democratic convention is in Boston--what's that all about? That's Kerry's home town. How did they know he was going to win?

Way to go, Vermont! I was happy to see the good doctor win his home state. I like people powered Howard.

Kerry for president...yay...go senator...anything's better than the failed businessman we have in the White House now. Who elected that guy?

Super Tuesday

Thoughts, John Harlacher?

The Learning Annex

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An Evening with Poopy Pappy
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Super Market Manners
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John Edwards for President!

I noticed that blogspot has put an ad above my blog whoch advertises John Kerry T-Shirts. Not so fast, blogspot, as John Edwards would say. On Super Tuesday, I am voting for Super Edwards.

Why? I was originally all jazzed up about Dean then that didn't work out (thanks to that stupid Iowa speech which was nothing being run continuously through the media). Now, I've turned to Edwards because I think he's genuine and I trust him. I like how he pulls focus to the lower--not just the middle--classes. I like his college for everybody plan--which utilizes public service.

You might say, I'm for Edwards because I'm angry at Kerry for being the front runner and I don't trust Kerry. But I like Edwards and I think both of these guys can beat Bush so I'm picking my favorite. Vote John Edwards for president!

The Clicks! The Clicks!

I finally got the sonic repellent for the mice. I'm still hearing the mice scurry but not as much. But as a trade off I get this clicking sound every two seconds. It sounds like a leaky faucet. Oh well, just another excuse for me to play my music. I take any excuse I can to play music.

I might be reduced to the glue traps. I hate those things.

But you must excuse me as the mice are receeding it is now time to pick up their poops.