Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Monday, March 01, 2004

The Learning Annex

Here are some courses available at The Learning Annex

An Evening with Poopy Pappy
Don't miss this exciting opportunity to spend some time with this colorful person. Poopy Pappy has the stories to tell and the advice to hear. Poopy Pappy has extensive experience in telling people what to do as he frequents his local grocery store and eavesdrops in people's conversation. In 1957 Poopy Pappy became a certified CPA. Ask him to go over your grocery store receipts and expect hilarious wisdom from this very colorful person, Poopy Pappy.

Super Market Manners
This much needed course is targeted at New Yorkers who have the nerve to use shopping carts in thinly aisled Manhattan stores. In this course you will learn how to use the baskets with the handles that they stack in the front of the store.

How To Express Your Job Dissatisfaction in A Social Environment

Tired of your job? This course will teach you how to vent your frustrations about where you are in social settings and how to make sure your friends know that you aren't happy with your life. You will learn how stop conversations about medical problems, other people's sex lives, and career aspirations with witty stories about how you really hate your job. This course also will teach you how to win over any date by bringing up your job dissatisfaction. The art of complaining has been bringing people together for the past 5,000 years!

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