OK

I'm beat. I can't write this. I'm going to take a snoozy-doozy.

My socks smell bad.

Where's Harlacher House?

Christmas List

Here is what I want for Christmas:

1. A couple months off paid vacation. This would simply make my day. I could use the time to get things done, relax, and pick up a light part time job for some extra cash. This is at the top of my list, folks, and its staying there.

2. A local A Train. Nothing besides free time off would make me happier than an A train which always made local stops, especially between midnight and three in the morning. I'd get home when I needed to and get a decent night's sleep for once.

3. A good snooze. I'm tired. I could really use a nice nap. Something with a blanket wrapped around me and ligth music playing. Think of this one as a stocking stuffer.

4. A chef. Folks, folks, folks. I am way too busy to be preparing my own food. The time has come for steps to be taken. Buy me a chef. A good one. Someone who's not crabby. I need my food to be made with love.



5.

Character Dog Run

From Left to right: Stacy Mayer (Director), Clare McCarthy, Jeremiah Murphy (Me as Jackie Claus, Santa's aspiring presidential son), Phil Wedo, Justin Herfel (as the Pizza Man), Lauren Zinn, Christina Casa, Stuart Draper, and Shelly Stover.

This is an improv show I did last saturday. It's cool. Eight actors came with carefully crafted characters. Mine was Santa's son, Jackie Claus who's running for president. I was going for a cross between John Edwards and George W. Bush. Kackie Claus is a good southern boy from the North Pole. He says things like "Regarding the death penalty, you see folks where I'm from when somebody does something bad, you put a lump of coal in their stocking."

A Letter

Dear A-Train,

I do not like you.

Take it easy,

Jeremiah