Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Student Loans

I wish Student Loans had a no-payment plan. Student Loans are very deceptive. All of you students out there who have them you forget that they are a loan then February after you graduate college, you get a little surprise in the mail saying you have to pay up then you play the deferment gmae and rack up interest then one day you turn a little bit older and are like this accruing interest hiding from my student loan thing is getting kind of pricey. Then your like, what did this loan buy me? A college education? I learned a lot but if I knew this was the price tag I think I would have asked a few more questions in Chemsitry or not gotten up so many times to use the bathroom in Physics.

I really wish there was a no payment plan.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

The Weather

The weather is amazing today. I don't know what to do about it. I feel like I should throw a party because the weather is so nice. A nice weather party. Here is a list of people I would invite both living and dead:

Howard Dean
Howard Hessman
Howard The Duck
Howard Hughes
Diana Howard from the 5th grade
You know what take Howard Hughes off the list, he's had enough parties.
Howard Hessman stays on the list especially if he brings a couple of the women leads from "Head of the Class." If he can't bring the girls, then he has to bring the space ship from "Flight of the Navigator" or no party for him.
Harlacher to be my wing man for the "Head of the Class" girls and Diana Howard