Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Monday, February 27, 2006

19 Questions

1. Where is all the gold?

2. If currency is born from the trading of goods and services does money represent either or just a publicly acceptable means of obtaining either?

3. Where do the majority of the people in the world sleep?

4. If you had a choice of sleeping outside, comfortably, or sleeping inside what would you pick?

5. If you could have any super power what would it be?

6. If you were in that Twilight Zone episode where those people found that libray that books pf their lives and they could write what happens next how come they didn't change any of the text from their past? Would they have known what was going on if the books were in French?

7. What city has the best wings?

8. If you were a vegetarian and President of the United States would you breath on people with your spinach breath as you were trying to lobby congress into passing a certain bill.

9. If pizza is so great how come they don't serve it at Church?

10. What if there was a robot version of each of us that came out at night while we were sleeping and repeated our day's activities?

11. If you had a choice between buying a new blazer or a new car, what would you pick?

12. If you were on a street approaching Harlacher House, what would be on that street?

13. How many Presidents knew how to swim?

14. What size envelope would the Devil use to mail his rebates?

15. Where does unused ice cream go?

16. How more flavors can possibly be discovered?

17. What are mortgage rates on Mars?

18. If alien invaders swooped down from the heavens would they swoop back up or ascend?

19. Should I steal the electric pencil sharpener from work?