Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

What's wrong with the Midwest?

I've been hearing a lot of insulting comments about the people of the Midwest recently. Phrases like "Your stereotypes of the Midwest are true." I don't have any stereotypes about people from the Midwest. What's wrong with them? Is the Midwest any more of a threat than generalizing groups of people?

Thoughts

Thoughts I've had in my head in the previous 24 hours.

1. Why is he jump roping in the middle of the walkway? What's that other guy doing? He's rehearsing a song. Why'd he get quiet when I walked by? Ha Ha. He's nervous.

2. I'm hungry.

3. I can see what that person's text messaging her friend "Joy! We should get together." Why do kids use adult phrases like that? What to do they do when they get together? Sip Earl Grey, talk about the PTA, and lament they have taken more advantage of the past?

4. That was a loud noise.

5. I can't belive tha person pressed up against me when she plopped herself down on the subway seat.

6. Why are there so many people at Whole Foods?

7. I really need to clean this apartment. Where can I get a decent room odorizer.

8. Is it too early to go to bed?

9. Do I really feel sick or do I just feel too lazy to make plans and do them?

10. That medecine tastes nasty.

11. That medecine tastes good.

12. I have some ideas for fictional short stories.

13. I'm IMing on my free time. But I'm enjoying it. I really should only IM at work.

14. This thing looks like a castle. Is someone folllowing me. I just saw something. In the corner of my eye. Look at this dude, he's totally going to mug me in the middle of the park. I hope have enough cash on me so when he mugs me, he doesn't get angry and dirty my shoes or something.

15. I shouldn't judge people based on their appearances.

16. It's getting cold outside. But to wear a jacket would just be vain.