Goals for The Weekend

It is Friday and the weekend is coming up. I have no shows, no rehearsals, no committments this weekend. Now is the time, I say to myself, to make goals. This weekend I will:

Move Mountains
Live as if Every Day is my last
Eat some Cheetos

If I just accomplish one fo these tasks, I will feel good.

Rips

My slacks have a hole in them. If I were wearing jeans I would be the coolest kid in class. How is it that ripped jeans are fashionable but ripped dress slacks are looked upon as sloppy? I feel like a rock star with my ripped slacks. The kind of rock star that doesn’t die at the end of the movie but carries fame on his back like a well balanced yoke of dreams.