When Will The Misery End? Anybody?

Oh man. I'm in a mood and a half. I'm just plain miserable. I'm ready to lift up the entire island of Manhattan as well as the part of Brooklyn located near the F train and the Ditmars section of Astoria and throw it out the friggin' window!!! Then I would shut the window and take a deep breath and get on with my business.

Friday Foibles

I have nothing to report today except for the fact that I need to put a pre-emptive end to my eventual obesity. I'm getting fat. The pooch.

"I Hate The Mouse..."--Iago

The damn thing can rip sunflower seeds that are super glued onto mouse traps right off without setting off the traps. What a jerk. Why can't he just be nice and submit to his own death? What the crap, mouse?

Many of you have written in and suggested that I used high pitched sonic devices to get the mouse out. I would consider it but I would be afraid that :

1)The nice man living two doors down with the make shift dog kennel wouldn't appreciate it.

2)The mouse would fashion earplugs out off the steel wool I use to plug the holes in the wall.

3) I've heard that the sonics while not in the human range of hearing can be registered by the brain and cause your brain to remain active while you sleep interferring with your rest.

But for $20 I might give it a shot.