Tuesday?

Is it already Tuesday? Already?

I was thinking about our country's political economic system. It's really kind of interesting. We are a very socialist country and we have a free market. We are socialist, we are. Listen: Public Schools, Social Security, Public Library, Public Transportation. Very Socialist structures all. And we also have a free market. Unfortunately, although socialist, we have no national healthcare. And although free market, we have monopolies galore. What's up with that? We've managed to push together to opposing economic political systems yet walk away with the worst aspects of both? What the crap?

Debate, please.

I am available for your odd jobs, people.

My office day job has been put on hold for the summer and I have joined the unemployment pool. If anyone knows of any place of employ that could employ my services, I would be grateful. Or if you are a millionaire I will gladly accept charity. Charity in the form of cold, hard cash.

My skills include: poise, charm, improvisation, connectiveness to eternity, and Microsoft Office. I am also skilled at complaining about the A train. I hate that thing. Express from 59th Street to 125th. Who thought that up? Probably some fool, some chump, someone who doesn't posses the love of local service that I do. Begone, A train, you are dismissed. I hate that A train.

I can hear the sound of my neighbor flicking off the light switch. I guess its lights out, everybody.