President Bum

I'm watching the C-SPAN coverage of Bush at a rally in Orlando. He's a real charmer. He's talking about how great how is without naming specifics and name dropping people who support him such as his brother and Republican congressmen. The crowd is loving it. Who are these people? They eat up his non-specific praise like its free ice cream. All they are doing is watching some dude talk about how great he is. Is that what politics is?

I think in the next round of presidential debates, Bush and Kerry should have to share one microphone and stand at the same podium. Wouldn't that be awesome?

I just ate a big salad.

I like how the news was bashing Kerry by airing tapes of Nixon calling him names. What was that all about? Thank you, unbiased media.

Watch whenever Bush makes a joke about Kerry, his lower lip shakes as if he's afriad people won't laugh at his jokes. Adorable.

The Gang

Office nickname is "Pettycash."

Tuesday Morning

The other day in the office I was asked to take an envelope over to the purchasing to see if I could get 20 more of the like for the office. The envelope was one of the big ones and it was so beautiful outside. As I was walking to the purchasing office a strong wind blew at me. I took the envelope and put it against my back. The envelope became my wings and the sky became my world. I soared up and up, riding rising thermals much in the same fashion as large birds. I reached the top of the sky and looked down at the wide city. Everyone looked so busy. My envelope pushed forward. Over the ocean, past frieghters and frigates, past the fish and fowl until I landed on a very small island. To be continued...