President Bum

I'm watching the C-SPAN coverage of Bush at a rally in Orlando. He's a real charmer. He's talking about how great how is without naming specifics and name dropping people who support him such as his brother and Republican congressmen. The crowd is loving it. Who are these people? They eat up his non-specific praise like its free ice cream. All they are doing is watching some dude talk about how great he is. Is that what politics is?

I think in the next round of presidential debates, Bush and Kerry should have to share one microphone and stand at the same podium. Wouldn't that be awesome?

I just ate a big salad.

I like how the news was bashing Kerry by airing tapes of Nixon calling him names. What was that all about? Thank you, unbiased media.

Watch whenever Bush makes a joke about Kerry, his lower lip shakes as if he's afriad people won't laugh at his jokes. Adorable.