LUNCH

I had vegetables for lunch today. Real nice ones.

A fictional blog posting

Today, Brian, Lenny, and Claire snuck out for lunch and hit the beach. It was all fun and games until the cops busted us for playing cards. Note to self: next time leave the gambling chips at home.

Before the cops came, Lenny admitted to loving every minute of going to the beach. It was kind of ironic when the cops came, right after that.

We all got a warning or a summons. i'm not sure really, I threw whatever it was in the trash.

I remember when I was little my mom told me the trash is for paper, the garbage is for food.

I have to go now. Lots of typing to do. My hands are dry.

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LETTER Q

Dear Letter Q,

You are crazy! I can't believe the stuff you get away with. Your style really inspires me.

Whenever I see a word that begins with you, I don't know what to do. I'm not quite sure what your exact pronounciation is, especially when there's no U next to but I think you have a "k" sound.

Sometimes when I send bluk emails on Gmail, I go through the alphabet and see how many friends I have with email addresses that begin with every letter and nobody ever begins with Q. You and Z should get together.

Please write back!

All my best,

The Letter Jeremiah