Umbrellas: SCAM!

Umbrellas are the biggest scam going right now. I'm not talking about prices of umbrellas. I speak of the devices themselves. One assumes that they will provide shelter from the elements. I walked to work today through pouring rain with an umbrella and I got soaked except for a small two inch circle on the top of my head. This always happenes and I always open my umbrellas with the fullest confidence that I will be protected. What a shame. I don't like being lied to be people nor by the structural design of devices. A scam!