Merry Christmas

I am in an undisclosed location in texas, waiting for a plane to another undisclosed location in the Southwest. The smells from the airplane engines are similar to the fumes that waft into my aapartmnt from the boiler beneath my apartment.

I think while I am in Texas, I wwill search for a wife. There are plenty of wives to be had. Wives in jeans andd boots that are eight feet tall. My times is almost up. This internet kiosk is a rip off. I should have splurged at the Pizza Hut.

You Might Be An Actor

In homage to Mr Jeff Foxworthy,

If you live off the Ditmars stop on the N and the W, in Astoria... You might be an actor.

If you avoid take-out because you need the tip money to pay for teeth whitening polish... You might be an actor.

If you thought it would be cool to live with some friends from college while you all pursue your dreams... You might be an actor.

If you use "pursuing your dreams" as an excuse not to do the dishes... You might be an actor.

If you keep Nutella in your cupboard just as an "image thing"... You might be an actor.

If you call your 8 friends a network... You might be an actor.

Jeremiah's Dance Party

Check out my dance moves at http://jeremiahmurphy.net/dance/index.html.