You Might Be An Actor

In homage to Mr Jeff Foxworthy,

If you live off the Ditmars stop on the N and the W, in Astoria... You might be an actor.

If you avoid take-out because you need the tip money to pay for teeth whitening polish... You might be an actor.

If you thought it would be cool to live with some friends from college while you all pursue your dreams... You might be an actor.

If you use "pursuing your dreams" as an excuse not to do the dishes... You might be an actor.

If you keep Nutella in your cupboard just as an "image thing"... You might be an actor.

If you call your 8 friends a network... You might be an actor.