Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Friday, December 24, 2004

Merry Christmas

I am in an undisclosed location in texas, waiting for a plane to another undisclosed location in the Southwest. The smells from the airplane engines are similar to the fumes that waft into my aapartmnt from the boiler beneath my apartment.

I think while I am in Texas, I wwill search for a wife. There are plenty of wives to be had. Wives in jeans andd boots that are eight feet tall. My times is almost up. This internet kiosk is a rip off. I should have splurged at the Pizza Hut.

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