AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LETTER Q

Dear Letter Q,

You are crazy! I can't believe the stuff you get away with. Your style really inspires me.

Whenever I see a word that begins with you, I don't know what to do. I'm not quite sure what your exact pronounciation is, especially when there's no U next to but I think you have a "k" sound.

Sometimes when I send bluk emails on Gmail, I go through the alphabet and see how many friends I have with email addresses that begin with every letter and nobody ever begins with Q. You and Z should get together.

Please write back!

All my best,

The Letter Jeremiah