Complaints

Seriously...

I can't handle it when people come up to me and before they start speaking they frown and develop a knot in their brows. If you do this to me don't even bother opening your mouth. I'm really not interested in whatever your problem is. Your face isn't a stage, don't set up the scene please.

Would it be possible for us to have another Democratic National Convention? Preferrably one that wasn't bookended by Terrorist Threats and The Olympics? And can we focus on current issues instead of personal attacks from 30 years ago? I don't know what happened but ever since last Wednesday everyone's given up on Kerry. Why? Because of those swift boat ads? Come on.

Why is sugar in everything? Everything I touch these days has corn syrup for the first ingredient. Why, people, why? Must everything taste like an ice cream topping?