Elephant Meeting

So tomorrow, the elephants descend and plot how they can divy up the world amongst each other. Being the patriot that I am, I'm letting President Bush crash at my apartment during the convention. He's here right now, taking a snooze. I wish he'd pull a blanket over himself. I can see his panties.

Especially welcome out of all the Republicans should be funny man Senator Santorum, who so despises same sex relationships. What better please for him to visit than Chelsea. Someone please explain to me how a party that so clings to state rights and individual liberites in the marketplace can turn its back on individual liberties as they pertain to sex?

I hope the Republican Convention in Madison Square Garden is as successful as Nader's convention was for him at the same location last election cycle.

Vote Kerry, Vote Democrat, and bring friends, y'all.