Things to do when you're bored at work and don't feel like doing anything productive either related to your job or other ambitions

Plan a dream vacation to Orlando Florida (I hear the attractions are amazing!).

Take a newspaper into the bathroom and kickback.

Go to the vending machine and debate with others what you should get. Smartfood versus Reese's Fastbreak Bar.

Play elevator attendent. "What floor, sir? Oy, what a day, huh?"

Tell the person who makes coffee in your office that they don't do it right. "I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but the coffee needs some more effort put into it."

Call the mailroom and tell them they have recieved a package and that they need to come pick it up. It requires a signature.

Donate to a politician over your non-profit company's internet connection.

Surf the web. There's so much to look at!

Plan the ultimate office party.

Develop and foster non-sensical crushes, then email your friends and tell them how you don't understand your feelings.

Memorize a couple dance steps. Just a couple.

Have a talk with your company's legal counsel about your political activism and how you use the company name frequently during newspaper interviews and your fringe political group's website.

Talk about NBC's Thursday night line-up with a friend.