If only!

If I were on American Idol, I'd wear my plastic fake leather jacket with the colar upturned. I would also point at the audience a lot. I would be like "Purple Rain, Purple Rain!" Point. Point. Then during the parts of the song where it was just music and no singing. I would look up as if I was thanking a higher power/couldn't believe I was where I was. Then when the singing would begin again my voice would be all raspy and musical.