Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Toys

Hans Blix's Weapons of Mass Destruction Detector with Blinking Lights (batteries not included)

John Kerry Playset (includes Ted Kennedy and various campaigning members of the Kerry family)

George W Bush Steal the Presidency Adventure Game
Defeat the evil Al Gore while you discriminate Floridian voters, reassemble the Constitution, and learn to insert pauses in your speech to create a dramatic effect.

Law & Order Bingo
Line up all the elements from the Law & Order universe as you see them during the course of the week. Jerry Orbach cologne included.

Do it yourself Reality TV Kit
Includes video camera, bottles of alcohol, condoms, a list of inciting statements, permission to be rude, and a $2000 an episode stipend.

The People Who Live Next To Me Sound Effects CD
Listen to 8 different types of laughter as it would sound thinly muted by a wall.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home