House Guest Damage Inventory

I had a house guest last week. I didn't know the guy but he seemed nice enough. He was a friend of a friend who's place to stay in the city while he settled his apartment deal fell through.

Here's the damage inventory after he has left:

4 erased messages from my answering machine

1 fake can of beer ruined (see below)

1 dirty bath towel

A pack of matches laying on my floor

My iTunes is broken

A glass with around half-an-inch of diet coke laying in it on my coffee table

I sold my copy of Castaway on Half.com and mailed it away not realizing he left disc one in my DVD player