Butt at the table...

I went to this restaurant in the lower east side last night called Boca Chica. We had to wait a long time for the table and their were a lot of people waiting while we ate. Towards the end of the meal there was some woman's butt at our table. I thought that was kind of rude. Why did she have to stand with her back to our table and have her butt grace us with its presence? My friend made like she was going to poke it with her fork and I did that thing where I waved my hand like it just farted and smelled really bad.

It was fun while it lasted.