Bid on My Ebay Auctions Please!
Currently, I have several items up for bid on Ebay. These items are Atari 2600 video game cartridges. There is no other way to have fun than with Artari 2600 video games. I present you with four--excuse me, FIVE-- opportunities to have the most fun that is humanly possible. Folks, don't pass these up.
REACTOR
Reactor is a game of the ages. You will not be disappointed by this game, unless you are interested in a flight simulator. But flight simulators are for pilots and nerds if you are neither, then buy Reactor--from me, on Ebay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069531284&category=3528&rd=1
KABOOM!
Oh my gosh! What an exciting game, there are bombs dropping and a man in a striped shirt! Bid on this game so I can have enough money to buy orthotics.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069532783&category=3528&rd=1
AMIDAR
Can you handle Amidar? This is not merely a game but a way of life. AMIDAR? Thank you. This game is so glorious that you may cry when you play it because it is so amazing. Please, do not let this slip through your hands. It pains me to see others miss an opportunity for fun.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069534312&category=3528&rd=1
GI JOE COBRA STRIKE
What better way to support our nation's war on terror than buy playing the Atari 2600 G.I. JOE COBRA STRIKE video game? Be an army of one as you single-handedly defeat Cobra. Join Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Ashcroft in finding new ways to defeat the enemy that is terror by playing this Atari 2600 video game cartridge.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069527075&category=3528&rd=1
STAR WARS JEDI ARENA
Do you have what it takes to step into the arena, Jedi? I don't think you do. But you don't have to take my word, buy the this Atari 2600 video game cartridge and see for yourself. Perfect your skills to defeat the Sith and other galactic nonsense as you meticulously hone your Jedi skills with help from your Atari 2600 Paddle Controllers. It's like Pong only you have sticks that you swing and the sides of the screen don't move and you are a Jedi! This game will not be sold to the lowly Sith, the nefarious Count Dooku, or the abrupt Darth Sidious. Step into the arena!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069529769&category=3528&rd=1
REACTOR
Reactor is a game of the ages. You will not be disappointed by this game, unless you are interested in a flight simulator. But flight simulators are for pilots and nerds if you are neither, then buy Reactor--from me, on Ebay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069531284&category=3528&rd=1
KABOOM!
Oh my gosh! What an exciting game, there are bombs dropping and a man in a striped shirt! Bid on this game so I can have enough money to buy orthotics.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069532783&category=3528&rd=1
AMIDAR
Can you handle Amidar? This is not merely a game but a way of life. AMIDAR? Thank you. This game is so glorious that you may cry when you play it because it is so amazing. Please, do not let this slip through your hands. It pains me to see others miss an opportunity for fun.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069534312&category=3528&rd=1
GI JOE COBRA STRIKE
What better way to support our nation's war on terror than buy playing the Atari 2600 G.I. JOE COBRA STRIKE video game? Be an army of one as you single-handedly defeat Cobra. Join Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Ashcroft in finding new ways to defeat the enemy that is terror by playing this Atari 2600 video game cartridge.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069527075&category=3528&rd=1
STAR WARS JEDI ARENA
Do you have what it takes to step into the arena, Jedi? I don't think you do. But you don't have to take my word, buy the this Atari 2600 video game cartridge and see for yourself. Perfect your skills to defeat the Sith and other galactic nonsense as you meticulously hone your Jedi skills with help from your Atari 2600 Paddle Controllers. It's like Pong only you have sticks that you swing and the sides of the screen don't move and you are a Jedi! This game will not be sold to the lowly Sith, the nefarious Count Dooku, or the abrupt Darth Sidious. Step into the arena!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3069529769&category=3528&rd=1
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