Memories

Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Jeremiah, the club website developer. Before we go inside allow me to please direct your attention to the two-way looking glass. Mr Crypt-Keeper-Looking-Fellow, we have some guests.

Oh no the ceiling is falling. I can't die in a theme restaurant, it's too tacky! Ohhhhhhh! Noooo! The ceiling! It sounds like it is falling but it is not moving when I look at it, but nevertheless, it sounds like it is falling!

Hello.