The Learning Annex

Here are some proposed courses for the Learning Annex.

1. How to borrow things.
Learn how to spot things that you want, but don't wish to purchase. please bring a list of things your friends own.

2. How to hide a fart.
This course will be taught by a former marine. It covers all techniques: the sideways tilt, the simultaneous sneeze, the courtesey flush, the poker face, and various forms of shifting the blame.

3. The rules to picking your nose in public.
many of us are not familair with these rules. If you play the game right you can do no wrong.

4. How to blame others.
A priceless skill which comes in handy at work and at home.

5. Scrap paper.
Just what is the deal with little pieces of paper that nobody uses. Learn how one man made a million dollars from scrap paper.

6. How to treat "folks."
Folks are a different kind of people. They are very folksy and demand a certain kind of attention. Learn more about these great national treasures.

7. How to find your favorite radio station.
Many of us overspin the knob when looking for our favorite station. learn how to stop.

8. How to communicate with Dead Aliens.
This course is not recommended for devout Methodists.

9. How to read and sing hymns.
Hymns are religious songs sung during a religious service. Hymns usually are difficult to read. What verses go in which order? Come to this course and find out.

10. How to select the perfect chachki for a gift.
There comes a point in an adult's life where the only gift to give is a chachki. make sure you do it right.

11. Polite things you can say to someone to tell them that you don't like them.
Most of us have people we despise but common manners stops us from telling them so.

12. How to make the most of waiting in line to use the bathroom.
Includes tips on how to make friends with members of the same sex.