Some Old Jokes From My Strolling Character Theme Restaurant $11 an Hour Carnie Days
One of my characters at this theme restaurant I worked at was a mad doctor. All the time when I would walk around to the tables people would go, "What's your specialty, Doc?" And I would go, "Blueberry Pie."
Other times the more risque theme restaurant patrons would go "Are you a gynecologist?" And I would respond, "No, I have bad knees." That would bring down the house. I hope my family didn't read that.
Once I saw a friend of mine accidentally dip her elbow into a plate of somebody's ribs then pretend it didn't happen. There's nothing more disgusting then a plate of luke-warm barbecued ribs.
Sometimes, I close my eyes and wonder what it would be like to run around with the old gang.
Does the phrase "luke-warm" come from the Gospel?
Other times the more risque theme restaurant patrons would go "Are you a gynecologist?" And I would respond, "No, I have bad knees." That would bring down the house. I hope my family didn't read that.
Once I saw a friend of mine accidentally dip her elbow into a plate of somebody's ribs then pretend it didn't happen. There's nothing more disgusting then a plate of luke-warm barbecued ribs.
Sometimes, I close my eyes and wonder what it would be like to run around with the old gang.
Does the phrase "luke-warm" come from the Gospel?
posted by Jeremiah Murphy @ 2:10:00 PM
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