An email I sent my bosses this morning

Dear Philosophy And Pan African Studies,

I have an eye doctor appointment tomorrow morning and will be in probably around noon. I came home last night and my left eye was bright red--i think something was in it. This morning it was still pretty red, so I made an appointment as early as I could get which was tomorrow. I needed an exam anyway. And right after I called it started clearing up but its still a little red. So if you see me with a bloodshot eye, I haven't been smoking pot in the closet. Also they'll probably dilate my eyes tomorrow so if you see me tomorrow with big eyes (one red), I'm not on acid. So, in conclusion, tomorrow I will be in around noon probably wearing sunglasses (but not because I drank my breakfast).


Jeremiah