Jeremiah's Complaints

This blog tracks my problems with the way the universe is run.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Wisdom

I have never bought anything I own by stealing it.

Water is fresh yet comes from the ground.

Little men live on Mars, yet Little Women live in the movies and on Broadway.

Beware the Ides of March, they spoil within two weeks.

Blue jeans are good jeans and green jeans are mean jeans.

I have no super powers but I can fly, inside an aeroplane.

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