Sunday Morning

I am hungry. I am so hungry right now I can't believe it. I have lost faith with my own hunger. Without believing in how hungry I am, I have strayed from my values and become a rogue. A rogue of my own hunger.

I am housesitting for a friend and don't have the heart to eat my friend's Lean Cuisines. That would be too inconsiderate. Instead I have stolen a handful of peanuts and some Ritz crackers. I feel guilty and am even more hungry. The obvious solution would be to go outside and actually get something to eat but my hair is messy and I would like to avoid embarassing myself.

My name is Jeremiah. I come from the stars.