The President's New Job

President Bush get ready for 2005 by serving ribs at the Nothin' Fancy Cafe in Roswell, NM.

This is not a joke, this is the Whitehouse's website! It's reassuring to see that he's considering his options. Some other jobs the president may be good for after the next election:

Video Store Clerk. This way Cheney could be a clerk at the Kwik-E Mart next door and they could make a black and white film about their day to day foibles, entitled "Jerks."

Lunch Lady. As you can see by the link above, Bush is good at both doling out food and keeping the hungry mouths in line.

Film Extra. He has the cowboy hat and jeans which any film requiring background work could utilise.

Office Temp. When I first started temping I turned up my southern drawl and would be all folksy whenever anything went wrong, such as when I ignored the phone ringing or just played video games all day. I believe the president would take naturally to such work.

Radio Personality. If he got rid of those mile long gaps in between his words when he talks, this might be the job for him.