Plautus

I think it would be funny if the ancient Roman playwright Plautus were actually a platypus. Imagine a little platypus in a toga writing on scrolls? And then some dude in a toga would come in and go, "Hey Plautus is a platypus!" Then Plautus would freak out because he'd be exposed. He'd grab his scrolls and his stylus and scurry out the door underneath the dude's legs, just like a platypus.

Just like a platypus.

I will sell you this movie for 2 million dollars.