HARLACHER HOUSE

I understand that Harlacher House will be a new web experience consisting of 7 rooms of Harlacher. Room 1, the parlor, will be reserved personal dueling. Room 2, the drawing room, will contain headshots and resumes--as well as a new web experience which let's you take your own headshot from the comfort of your PC. Room 3 will be subtitled "The Director's Chair" where you--through the miracle of FLASH--will be able to direct Harlacher through a brief 7 minute motion picture. Room 4, the game room, will contain various methods to cheat at cards and as well as secret codes to access various mainframes. Room 5, the bedroom will bring you into the dreams of Harlacher. Room 6, the kitchen, you will be able to order various meals prepared by Harlacher himself including the monster burger, Colonel Latrine's Caesar Salad, and Malachi's toast. Room 7, the coat room, will be where you pick the outfits that Harlacher wears, this room also contains an applet entitled "Write your own subpoenas" which will allow you to do just that. After exiting the house, you will be permitted into the Backyard, Frontyard, Company cemetery, and Garage. All of which have yet to be defined. Harlacher House!